Across the Top:
Mobile: I can certainly see how folks get t'where they can't live without these buggers.
Wallet: Course that has all m'credit cards, drivers' license and things.
Compact: Needed for if I have t'do a bit of primping before meeting for an appraisal.
In the Middle:
Passport: Never know when this could come in handy.
Keys: One t' m'place on Orkney, the rest t'things around New York
Hairbrush: Again with th'primping thing.
Buried in the Bottom:
Lipstick: Don't haveta explain that one, I don't think.
Folding knife: I've carried a blade on me in some form or other m'whole life. Not about t'stop now.
Spare change: Blasted stuff seems t'breed in m'purse. I barely get rid of th'last handful, and another appears. Guess it's good t'have fer parking meters and whatnot.