One Helluva Long Meme

[broadsword_babe]

Note: The scribe combined the memes from both _call_me_snake_ & will_porter. Her head has officially exploded.

1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Both, depending.

2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment?
Opposite. Sorry, hens.

3. How often do you like to have sex?
Daily’s good.

4. Is sex a top priority for you?
I wouldn’t necessarily say that, but it’s in th’top three.

5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
Love to.

6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
Haven’t in decades years.

7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Not too crazy about ‘em.

8. How many one night stands have you had?
Yeh expect me t’remember?

9. What's your favorite position?
Rough? Against the refrigerator wall… Sensual? In bed, or th’tub.

10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
Don’t exactly have a favourite.

11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
Both/either, depending.

12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Don’t need to.

13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed?
As long as possible. Course sometimes that’s minutes. *laughs*

14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care?
Same time, usually. Course I care.

15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Absolutely.

16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
I either moan or yell. Not much a screamer/shrieker

17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
So long as I know he’s having a good time…

18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)?
It does, to a point, but I never bothered with exact measurements.

19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I’d rather not think about that, thanks.

20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
Just the one.

21. What does your favorite foreplay include?
Sparring, food fights, teasing, flirting…

22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Sometimes.

23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
Just one.

24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
Nah, don’t think I’d care for it much.

25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
Now that might make someone jealous…

26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
Let’s just say it has something t’do with me and Methos Ben and a deserted tropical island in th’middle of nowhere. Just th’two of us.

27. Have you ever done porn?
Not unless I didn’t know about it.

28. Have you ever have sex for money?
Nope… Well… kinda… Married a bloke back in th’day just t’have a roof over m’head, and yeah, sex was kinda part of th’bargain.

29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
More like used it t’get what I wanted.

30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating?
I don’t think so.

31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
Him

32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Depends.

33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Depends on how many we get to before we’re too exhausted.

34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner?
Nah, I’ve figured out quite a few ways t’get him going.

35. Could you live without sex?
I have.

36. How often do you find sex boring?
Lately? Never.

37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Christ… Hours? Days?

38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
Absolutely. *smirks*

39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
What woman doesn’t?

40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Not unless Ben hid a camera somewhere.

41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
Nah, don’t think I’d ever be interested in that.

42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
Nope.

43. Have you ever been caught in the act?
A few times over th’years.

44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Yes.

45. Have you ever had sex while at school?
Never went t’school.

46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Women, children, animals

47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Been a few decades years.

48. Would you ever have sex in public?
Under th’right conditions

49. What's your biggest turn on?
Bloke who stands up t’me.

50. Do you spit or swallow?
Swallow

51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Lost count after four.

52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
Only if it happened t’be in public.

53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
Nope

54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
Nope

55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Every time.

56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Dungeon/cellar/underground storage room under the convent

57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
2,000 8 years

58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed?
Yeh’d haveta ask Ben that, but I’m pretty sure he’d say yes.

59. Are you still gonna have sex when you’re 70?
I did.

60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?
Being discovered in the middle of things.

61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
I’d say 16.

62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed?
Depends on where.

63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
Yep.

64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
What? Y’didn’t see us?

65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
Nah, too cramped

66. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
Don’t need to.

67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
Nope. Can’t have bairns.

68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
Nope.

69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
Older, more experienced *winks*

70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)?
Never bothered with taking any measurements.

71. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
Not into all that pain/punishment stuff, but control... That’s more like it.

72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
Maybe once or twice.

73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Absolutely.

74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Already done that this morning.

75. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Absolutely

76. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any.

77. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
*wry smirk* I useta sleep on the left side.

78. Do you masturbate?
Don’t need to.

79. How often?
(see above)

80. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

81. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both.

82. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Both.

83. Do you watch/read pornography?
Don’t need to. Ben in a pair of jeans is enough. *winks*

84. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both/either/depends

85. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Absolutely

86. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Unfortunately not.

87. Would you choose love or money?
Already have enough money, so definitely love.

88. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Handcuffs
Blindfolds
Massage Oil

89. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes.

90. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I think I’ll hold off on answering that for now.

91. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
(see #56)

92. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.

93. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Yes, but not for decades years.

94. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.

95. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes.

96. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope.

97. What's your sexuality?
Straight.

98. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.

99. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

100. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

101. Bought something from an adult store?
Yes.

102. Do you own any sex toys?
A few.

103. If yes, how many and what are they?
Y’mean besides th’blindfold and handcuffs and Methos?

104. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
If he does, he’d better hide th’camera.

105. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes. Don't think I'll ever get usedta calling him Ben.

106. Have you ever had phone sex?
I wouldn’t say it went as far as all that, but certainly steamy.

107. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Not really, but I’ve sent some pretty racy text messages.

108. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I’d haveta say yeah.

109. What's your favorite sexual position?
Against a fridge On top

110. What's your favorite sex act?
Can I say everything?